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Post by Kinsela on Oct 17, 2008 21:30:38 GMT -5
FACT - All Mimes are Dutch!
FACT - The Dutch wiped out the Dinosaurs!
FACT - All known outbreaks of zombiism has been started by the Dutch!
FACT - The Dutch caused Canada!
FACT - Nobody knows where The Dutch come from!
FACT - Napoleon was Dutch!
FACT - The Dutch killed Disco!
FACT - The Dutch shoot lasers from their eyes!
FACT - Yoko Ono is half Dutch!
FACT - The Dutch kidnapped Jimmy Hoffa!
FACT - Scientology was invented by some Dutch guy!
FACT - Ebola? Yeah friggin Dutch!
FACT - Celine Dion....Well she's Canadian, which was caused by The Dutch!
FACT - All boy bands are created by The Dutch!
FACT - Every time you shart your pants, thats The Dutch!
FACT - The Dutch let the dogs out!
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Post by Narosh on Oct 17, 2008 21:41:36 GMT -5
FACT - Kinsela is not Dutch
FACT - Not even half Dutch
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Post by Aira on Oct 19, 2008 13:21:38 GMT -5
Worse yet, the Dutch helped cause the USA. May we be forgiven for our grievous error.
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Post by Kalm on Oct 26, 2008 10:10:13 GMT -5
id also like to beg forgiveness for the part my country had to play in the invention of the USA. although strictly speaking we had a dutch king at one point so maybe the cause of it all is the Dutch.
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Post by Kalm on Oct 26, 2008 11:10:57 GMT -5
oh and dont forget northern ireland Aira the dutch are responsible for that too  |
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Post by Kinsela on Oct 26, 2008 13:51:00 GMT -5
New evidence says Global Warming, that was the Dutch too.
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Post by Myhri on Oct 27, 2008 15:17:05 GMT -5
Last I heard they caused the credit crunch.
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Post by Moriana on Oct 27, 2008 16:00:23 GMT -5
The Dutch are also responsible for the Amish
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Post by Aira on Oct 28, 2008 11:08:06 GMT -5
That's the Germans, and stupid Americans not being able to tell the difference between the two people's. There's Amish living in Germany too, carriages and all.
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Post by Moriana on Oct 28, 2008 12:12:16 GMT -5
*sigh* Wow, got to love the fact that with a massive amish comunity, American teachers at least where I went to school, don't even know where the hell they come from. Oh well, same school also had funding cut because of the incompetence of the teachers around the time I graduated. Always told they were Dutch, guess its time to refocus the blame on the right group of people then.
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Post by Aira on Oct 28, 2008 16:58:49 GMT -5
Well, Americans made the mistake of naming the Dutch, Dutch to begin with. To them Dutch sounds like Deutsch, which is the German word for German. So if you'd ask a German which nationality they are, they'll tell you they're Deutsch. Dutch people would have been calling themselves Hollanders, or perhaps Nederlanders. We still chant 'hup Holland' at sports matches. The only thing remotely close to the word Dutch in Dutch is Duits (Dutch for the word German) or Diets, which is an old variation of the Dutch language from the Middle-Ages aka long before the word Dutch arose. English people didn't call the Dutch Dutch, that started in the USA, which is not surprising given the stretch of colonial lands the Dutch claimed, which included parts of Pennsylvania. Basically the Amish moved in, and the Dutch and German language sound similar to outsiders, and they got lopped in together. This still happens if Dutch people speak Dutch amongst eachother. It will happen in Spain, Portugal, Italy, former Yugoslavia and other places that they'll ask you if you're from Germany. After the 2nd WW, that means said Dutch people are left insulted. |
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Post by Kalm on Oct 30, 2008 17:12:03 GMT -5
the Dutch are also responsible for making my eyes bleed with the amount of times they type dutch in one reply |
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Post by Returner on Jan 18, 2009 13:19:41 GMT -5
FACT - The Dutch shoot lasers from their eyes! This one is true. I've seen it happen *peer Aira* |
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Post by Seeras on Jan 20, 2009 7:06:13 GMT -5
airas post about the amish is obviously dutch propoganda, they obviously come from australia, except we call them kangaroos over here.
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