Post by Aira on Mar 28, 2009 19:06:11 GMT -5
Heh, thank god I kept some. Gralin's comment after the hammer had me laughing out loud. Most are attempts at clever replies and funny banter.
Peaching after I had spent hours to try and clean a greasy oven:
You say 'Have you ever put soap in greasy water?'
You say 'Like the grease recedes before the cleansing of the soap, so will the Shadow flee once the Light spreads.'
You say 'Every soul brought to the Light is one small victory against the Shadow.'
You narrate 'May the Light shine on you and your city, Lewis.'
Nooro narrates 'Wouldn't that makes us the.. shining walls, aira?'
You narrate 'Why do you think the Shining walls REFLECT the Light?'
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Wislore to the rescue!:
* R HP:Healthy MV:Full > Outside the Eastern Gate of Amador
The tall gates of Amador stand to the west, the sounds of the bustling
city drifting out from beyond the entrance. This narrow dirt road leads
north, surrounded by the green fields of Amadicia.
[ obvious exits: N S W ]
There are some tracks of a ridden mount leaving ^^NORTH^^.
There are some tracks of a ridden mount leaving vvSOUTHvv.
There are some tracks of a ridden mount leaving ^^NORTH^^.
An iron lantern hangs from the wall above the gate.
A gray palfrey prances skittishly nearby, being ridden by you.
Matthew Shandling, Betrothed to Varela is here, fighting Vlast, riding a gray palfrey.
*Vlast* is here, fighting Matthew, riding a gray palfrey.
A seasoned Child of the Light Hundredman is here, fighting Vlast, riding a dust-colored gelding.
* R HP:Healthy MV:Full > [kill seanchan]
You blast *Vlast*'s left leg.
* R HP:Healthy MV:Full - Matthew: Critical - Vlast: Beaten >
*Vlast* leaves west riding a gray palfrey.
*Vlast* has arrived from the west, riding a gray palfrey.
b
* R HP:Healthy MV:Full > *Vlast* barely blasts Matthew's right leg.
[bash ]
Bash who?
* R HP:Healthy MV:Full > g
Matthew tickles *Vlast*'s body with his blast.
A seasoned Child of the Light Hundredman joins Matthew's fight!
*Vlast* blasts Matthew's body.
Matthew is incapacitated and will slowly die, if not aided.
b
* R HP:Healthy MV:Full > [kill seanchan]
You blast *Vlast*'s head.
[bash ] l - Vlast: Beaten >
=
*Vlast* blasts your body.
A seasoned Child of the Light Hundredman tickles Vlast's right leg with his blast.
As *Vlast* avoids your bash, you topple over and fall to the ground!
* R HP:Scratched MV:Full - Vlast: Beaten >
*Vlast* blasts your left arm.
A seasoned Child of the Light Hundredman tickles Vlast's left foot with his blast.
* R HP:Scratched MV:Full - Vlast: Beaten >
*Vlast* panics, and attempts to flee!
* R HP:Scratched MV:Full - Vlast: Beaten > g
g
g
*Vlast* leaves west riding a gray palfrey.
*Vlast* has arrived from the west, riding a gray palfrey.
[kill seanchan]
You blast *Vlast*'s body.
* R HP:Scratched MV:Full - Vlast: Beaten > [kill seanchan]
You do the best you can!
* R HP:Scratched MV:Full - Vlast: Beaten > g
[kill seanchan]
You do the best you can!
* R HP:Scratched MV:Full - Vlast: Beaten > g
g
[kill seanchan]
You do the best you can!
g
* R HP:Scratched MV:Full - Vlast: Beaten > [kill seanchan]
You do the best you can!
* R HP:Scratched MV:Full - Vlast: Beaten > g
g
g
*Vlast* tickles your right hand with his blast.
A seasoned Child of the Light Hundredman joins your fight!
You barely blast *Vlast*'s body.
*Vlast* panics, and attempts to flee!
[kill seanchan]
You do the best you can!
g
* R HP:Scratched MV:Full - Vlast: Beaten > g
[kill seanchan]
You do the best you can!
* R HP:Scratched MV:Full - Vlast: Beaten > Decimus has arrived from the west, riding a shaggy brown mare.
[kill seanchan]
You do the best you can!
* R HP:Scratched MV:Full - Vlast: Beaten > g
Decimus blasts *Vlast*'s left arm hard.
[kill seanchan]
You do the best you can!
* R HP:Scratched MV:Full - Vlast: Beaten > g
[kill seanchan]
You do the best you can!
* R HP:Scratched MV:Full - Vlast: Beaten > *Vlast* leaves north riding a gray palfrey.
[kill seanchan]
They aren't here.
* R HP:Scratched MV:Full > [kill seanchan]
They aren't here.
* R HP:Scratched MV:Full > g
[kill seanchan]
They aren't here.
* R HP:Scratched MV:Full > [kill seanchan]
They aren't here.
* R HP:Scratched MV:Full > g
[kill seanchan]
They aren't here.
* R HP:Scratched MV:Full > g
Decimus leaves north riding a shaggy brown mare.
*Vlast* has arrived from the north, riding a gray palfrey.
[kill seanchan]
You blast *Vlast*'s right leg.
* R HP:Scratched MV:Full - Vlast: Critical > [kill seanchan]
You do the best you can!
* R HP:Scratched MV:Full - Vlast: Critical > g
*Vlast* barely blasts your left leg.
A seasoned Child of the Light Hundredman joins your fight!
You blast *Vlast*'s head.
* R HP:Scratched MV:Full - Vlast: Critical > g
[kill seanchan]
You do the best you can!
* R HP:Scratched MV:Full - Vlast: Critical > g
*Vlast* panics, and attempts to flee!
[kill seanchan]
You do the best you can!
g
* R HP:Scratched MV:Full - Vlast: Critical > [kill seanchan]
You do the best you can!
* R HP:Scratched MV:Full - Vlast: Critical > g
[kill seanchan]
You do the best you can!
g
* R HP:Scratched MV:Full - Vlast: Critical > [kill seanchan]
You do the best you can!
* R HP:Scratched MV:Full - Vlast: Critical > g
g
[kill seanchan]
You do the best you can!
* R HP:Scratched MV:Full - Vlast: Critical > [kill seanchan]
You do the best you can!
* R HP:Scratched MV:Full - Vlast: Critical > g
*Vlast* leaves west riding a gray palfrey.
[kill seanchan]
They aren't here.
* R HP:Scratched MV:Full > *Vlast* has arrived from the west, riding a gray palfrey.
[kill seanchan]
You blast *Vlast*'s right leg.
* R HP:Scratched MV:Full - Vlast: Critical > g
*Vlast* barely blasts your body.
A seasoned Child of the Light Hundredman joins your fight!
You blast *Vlast*'s right leg.
* R HP:Scratched MV:Full - Vlast: Critical > [kill seanchan]
You do the best you can!
* R HP:Scratched MV:Full - Vlast: Critical > g
g
g
*Vlast* panics, and attempts to flee!
[kill seanchan]
You do the best you can!
g
* R HP:Scratched MV:Full - Vlast: Critical > [kill seanchan]
You do the best you can!
* R HP:Scratched MV:Full - Vlast: Critical > g
g
[kill seanchan]
You do the best you can!
g
* R HP:Scratched MV:Full - Vlast: Critical > [kill seanchan]
You do the best you can!
* R HP:Scratched MV:Full - Vlast: Critical > [kill seanchan]
You do the best you can!
* R HP:Scratched MV:Full - Vlast: Critical > g
[kill seanchan]
You do the best you can!
* R HP:Scratched MV:Full - Vlast: Critical > [kill seanchan]
You do the best you can!
* R HP:Scratched MV:Full - Vlast: Critical > g
[kill seanchan]
You do the best you can!
* R HP:Scratched MV:Full - Vlast: Critical >
A seasoned Child of the Light Hundredman barely blasts Vlast's left leg.
*Vlast* blasts your body.
You blast *Vlast*'s head.
*Vlast* leaves west riding a gray palfrey.
*Vlast* has arrived from the west, riding a gray palfrey.
* R HP:Hurt MV:Full > g
[kill seanchan]
You blast *Vlast*'s right arm.
* R HP:Hurt MV:Full - Vlast: Critical > g
[kill seanchan]
You do the best you can!
* R HP:Hurt MV:Full - Vlast: Critical > The Eastgate closes quietly.
[kill seanchan]
You do the best you can!
g
* R HP:Hurt MV:Full - Vlast: Critical > g
*Vlast* panics, and attempts to flee!
* R HP:Hurt MV:Full - Vlast: Critical > [kill seanchan]
You do the best you can!
* R HP:Hurt MV:Full - Vlast: Critical > g
[kill seanchan]
You do the best you can!
* R HP:Hurt MV:Full - Vlast: Critical > g
[kill seanchan]
You do the best you can!
g
* R HP:Hurt MV:Full - Vlast: Critical > [kill seanchan]
You do the best you can!
* R HP:Hurt MV:Full - Vlast: Critical > You barely blast *Vlast*'s head.
*Vlast* is incapacitated and will slowly die, if not aided.
A seasoned Child of the Light Hundredman joins your fight!
[kill seanchan]
You do the best you can!
* R HP:Hurt MV:Full - Vlast: Critical > g
Decimus has arrived from the north, riding a shaggy brown mare.
* R HP:Hurt MV:Full - Vlast: Critical > g
g
Decimus blasts *Vlast*'s body hard.
*Vlast* is dead! R.I.P.
Your blood freezes as you hear *Vlast*'s death cry.
[kill seanchan]
They aren't here.
* R HP:Hurt MV:Full > [kill seanchan]
They aren't here.
* R HP:Hurt MV:Full > g
[kill seanchan]
They aren't here.
* R HP:Hurt MV:Full > [kill seanchan]
They aren't here.
* R HP:Hurt MV:Full >
Nancae narrates 'omg sorry guys:('
* R HP:Hurt MV:Full >
The Eastgate is opened from the other side.
Matthew lies immobile on the ground, suffering...
Matthew is incapacitated and will slowly die, if not aided.
Decimus snickers softly.
sa good
* R HP:Scratched MV:Full > You say 'good'
* R HP:Scratched MV:Full >
Decimus says 'kill steal'
* R HP:Scratched MV:Full > treat matthew
=
Jegaes narrates 'trap?'
You bend down and treat the wounds of Matthew.
* R HP:Scratched MV:Full >
Matthew smiles happily.
* R HP:Scratched MV:Full > sa I rock
Matthew stops resting, and clambers on his feet.
* R HP:Scratched MV:Full > Decimus grins evilly.
You say 'I rock'
* R HP:Scratched MV:Full >
Matthew gets a pair of thick metal boots from the corpse of Vlast.
Matthew gets a pair of ebony-steel plate greaves from the corpse of Vlast.
Matthew gets a silver-worked weapons belt from the corpse of Vlast.
Matthew gets an enormous double-bladed battleaxe from the corpse of Vlast.
Matthew gets a pair of heavy metal gauntlets from the corpse of Vlast.
Matthew gets a pair of ebony-steel plate vambraces from the corpse of Vlast.
Matthew gets a backpack from the corpse of Vlast.
Matthew gets a shining steel breastplate from the corpse of Vlast.
Matthew gets an opal choker of fiery blue and pink beauty from the corpse of Vlast.
Matthew gets an opal choker of fiery blue and pink beauty from the corpse of Vlast.
Matthew gets a full metal helmet and visor from the corpse of Vlast.
Matthew gets a ring of silver from the corpse of Vlast.
Matthew gets a ring of silver from the corpse of Vlast.
Matthew gets a lantern from the corpse of Vlast.
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At a wedding:
Narosh whispers to you, 'you're suposto talk him out of it! Biggest mistake of his life!'
You whisper to Narosh 'if he can't think of that for himself, he needs a woman to do his thinking for him!'
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At that same wedding:
Varela says 'Since the first day the Creator put you and I on nearby paths, I knew that they would merge. '
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > Obvious exits:
South - An Intersection of Paths
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You tell CoL-alt 'I've such a radiant personality it penetrates the darkest places.'
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Pity it takes being drunk for a Hand to admit their feelings...
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Viellain claps you on the back.
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Viellain says 'I love you...'
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* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > l
The Caemlyn Road
Travelling to the east and west, this wide road is scarred by the ruts from
the wheels of freight carts and wagon trains. Somewhere off to the east, the
towering city of Caemlyn stands, as it has for many years; less distant, to the
west, Four Kings marks one of the few centers of population in this area.
[ obvious exits: E W ]
There are some tracks of a ridden mount leaving <<WEST<<.
There are some tracks of a ridden mount leaving >>EAST>>.
There are some tracks of a ridden mount leaving <<WEST<<.
|1|.A Tairen bloodstock stallion stands here, tail swaying with the breeze, being ridden by you.
|2|.A gray palfrey prances skittishly nearby.
An Andoran cavalryman is here, riding a |3|.roan charger.
An Andoran cavalryman is here, riding a |4|.roan charger.
An Andoran cavalryman is here, riding a |5|.roan charger.
An Andoran cavalryman is here, riding a |6|.roan charger.
An Andoran cavalry officer watches vigilantly, riding a |7|.warhorse.
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > sa seen any trollocs?
You say 'seen any trollocs?'
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > snick
You snicker softly.
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > diag horse
j
A bloodstock stallion is in excellent condition.
A bloodstock stallion is strong.
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > [kill dark]
They aren't here.
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > track trolloc
+
You could find no tracks at all.
* R HP:Healthy MV:Full > j
[kill dark]
You blast *Foil*'s body.
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You say 'we already have lvl 15ish eager mobs, they are not that handy
'
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Blud has lost his link.
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > sa the shock and horror
You say 'the shock and horror'
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Gralin falls down laughing.
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Gralin says 'i was just typing that'
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* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Blud says 'what can be done with the stakes?'
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > em fantasizes.
Ok.
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Gralin falls down laughing.
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > nudge gralin
You nudge him with your elbow.
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > wink gralin
You wink suggestively at Gralin.
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > sa if I had a hammer...
You say 'if I had a hammer...'
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Gralin grins at you.
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Gralin says 'you would be able to put a tent'
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Trader Pete narrates 'Special item, blue light special: An Aira Action Figure, with Talking String!'
You narrate 'it's not my string that does the talking'
Roshambo narrates 'pull the string! Pull it!! DO it!'
Voril chats 'pull the string and shell excliam "burn witches"'
You chat 'more like 'you bloody flaming idiots''
You narrate 'If someone buys my doll and sticks sharp objects in it to influence my will, I will have you declared a darkfriend.'
You nod to yourself. Very reassuring.
Muntson narrates 'So avoiding that one.'
Muntson tells you 'My mind went straight to the gutter..'
Trader Pete narrates '<held> a Child Aira action figure with stout longbow accessory'
Trader Pete narrates 'Only one copper!'
You narrate 'I'm worth far more.'
Iovin narrates 'DONE!'
Tamana narrates 'Ill take it! Im already branded a darkfriend, I can poke it with sharp things.'
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Later:
Mythras narrates 'Pete, I'm afraid we may need to renogiate your license to sell on Manetheren soil.'
Mythras narrates 'We may be placing a strip mall at your business.'
You narrate 'don't you guys call that a shearing shed?'
Peaching after I had spent hours to try and clean a greasy oven:
You say 'Have you ever put soap in greasy water?'
You say 'Like the grease recedes before the cleansing of the soap, so will the Shadow flee once the Light spreads.'
You say 'Every soul brought to the Light is one small victory against the Shadow.'
You narrate 'May the Light shine on you and your city, Lewis.'
Nooro narrates 'Wouldn't that makes us the.. shining walls, aira?'
You narrate 'Why do you think the Shining walls REFLECT the Light?'
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Wislore to the rescue!:
* R HP:Healthy MV:Full > Outside the Eastern Gate of Amador
The tall gates of Amador stand to the west, the sounds of the bustling
city drifting out from beyond the entrance. This narrow dirt road leads
north, surrounded by the green fields of Amadicia.
[ obvious exits: N S W ]
There are some tracks of a ridden mount leaving ^^NORTH^^.
There are some tracks of a ridden mount leaving vvSOUTHvv.
There are some tracks of a ridden mount leaving ^^NORTH^^.
An iron lantern hangs from the wall above the gate.
A gray palfrey prances skittishly nearby, being ridden by you.
Matthew Shandling, Betrothed to Varela is here, fighting Vlast, riding a gray palfrey.
*Vlast* is here, fighting Matthew, riding a gray palfrey.
A seasoned Child of the Light Hundredman is here, fighting Vlast, riding a dust-colored gelding.
* R HP:Healthy MV:Full > [kill seanchan]
You blast *Vlast*'s left leg.
* R HP:Healthy MV:Full - Matthew: Critical - Vlast: Beaten >
*Vlast* leaves west riding a gray palfrey.
*Vlast* has arrived from the west, riding a gray palfrey.
b
* R HP:Healthy MV:Full > *Vlast* barely blasts Matthew's right leg.
[bash ]
Bash who?
* R HP:Healthy MV:Full > g
Matthew tickles *Vlast*'s body with his blast.
A seasoned Child of the Light Hundredman joins Matthew's fight!
*Vlast* blasts Matthew's body.
Matthew is incapacitated and will slowly die, if not aided.
b
* R HP:Healthy MV:Full > [kill seanchan]
You blast *Vlast*'s head.
[bash ] l - Vlast: Beaten >
=
*Vlast* blasts your body.
A seasoned Child of the Light Hundredman tickles Vlast's right leg with his blast.
As *Vlast* avoids your bash, you topple over and fall to the ground!
* R HP:Scratched MV:Full - Vlast: Beaten >
*Vlast* blasts your left arm.
A seasoned Child of the Light Hundredman tickles Vlast's left foot with his blast.
* R HP:Scratched MV:Full - Vlast: Beaten >
*Vlast* panics, and attempts to flee!
* R HP:Scratched MV:Full - Vlast: Beaten > g
g
g
*Vlast* leaves west riding a gray palfrey.
*Vlast* has arrived from the west, riding a gray palfrey.
[kill seanchan]
You blast *Vlast*'s body.
* R HP:Scratched MV:Full - Vlast: Beaten > [kill seanchan]
You do the best you can!
* R HP:Scratched MV:Full - Vlast: Beaten > g
[kill seanchan]
You do the best you can!
* R HP:Scratched MV:Full - Vlast: Beaten > g
g
[kill seanchan]
You do the best you can!
g
* R HP:Scratched MV:Full - Vlast: Beaten > [kill seanchan]
You do the best you can!
* R HP:Scratched MV:Full - Vlast: Beaten > g
g
g
*Vlast* tickles your right hand with his blast.
A seasoned Child of the Light Hundredman joins your fight!
You barely blast *Vlast*'s body.
*Vlast* panics, and attempts to flee!
[kill seanchan]
You do the best you can!
g
* R HP:Scratched MV:Full - Vlast: Beaten > g
[kill seanchan]
You do the best you can!
* R HP:Scratched MV:Full - Vlast: Beaten > Decimus has arrived from the west, riding a shaggy brown mare.
[kill seanchan]
You do the best you can!
* R HP:Scratched MV:Full - Vlast: Beaten > g
Decimus blasts *Vlast*'s left arm hard.
[kill seanchan]
You do the best you can!
* R HP:Scratched MV:Full - Vlast: Beaten > g
[kill seanchan]
You do the best you can!
* R HP:Scratched MV:Full - Vlast: Beaten > *Vlast* leaves north riding a gray palfrey.
[kill seanchan]
They aren't here.
* R HP:Scratched MV:Full > [kill seanchan]
They aren't here.
* R HP:Scratched MV:Full > g
[kill seanchan]
They aren't here.
* R HP:Scratched MV:Full > [kill seanchan]
They aren't here.
* R HP:Scratched MV:Full > g
[kill seanchan]
They aren't here.
* R HP:Scratched MV:Full > g
Decimus leaves north riding a shaggy brown mare.
*Vlast* has arrived from the north, riding a gray palfrey.
[kill seanchan]
You blast *Vlast*'s right leg.
* R HP:Scratched MV:Full - Vlast: Critical > [kill seanchan]
You do the best you can!
* R HP:Scratched MV:Full - Vlast: Critical > g
*Vlast* barely blasts your left leg.
A seasoned Child of the Light Hundredman joins your fight!
You blast *Vlast*'s head.
* R HP:Scratched MV:Full - Vlast: Critical > g
[kill seanchan]
You do the best you can!
* R HP:Scratched MV:Full - Vlast: Critical > g
*Vlast* panics, and attempts to flee!
[kill seanchan]
You do the best you can!
g
* R HP:Scratched MV:Full - Vlast: Critical > [kill seanchan]
You do the best you can!
* R HP:Scratched MV:Full - Vlast: Critical > g
[kill seanchan]
You do the best you can!
g
* R HP:Scratched MV:Full - Vlast: Critical > [kill seanchan]
You do the best you can!
* R HP:Scratched MV:Full - Vlast: Critical > g
g
[kill seanchan]
You do the best you can!
* R HP:Scratched MV:Full - Vlast: Critical > [kill seanchan]
You do the best you can!
* R HP:Scratched MV:Full - Vlast: Critical > g
*Vlast* leaves west riding a gray palfrey.
[kill seanchan]
They aren't here.
* R HP:Scratched MV:Full > *Vlast* has arrived from the west, riding a gray palfrey.
[kill seanchan]
You blast *Vlast*'s right leg.
* R HP:Scratched MV:Full - Vlast: Critical > g
*Vlast* barely blasts your body.
A seasoned Child of the Light Hundredman joins your fight!
You blast *Vlast*'s right leg.
* R HP:Scratched MV:Full - Vlast: Critical > [kill seanchan]
You do the best you can!
* R HP:Scratched MV:Full - Vlast: Critical > g
g
g
*Vlast* panics, and attempts to flee!
[kill seanchan]
You do the best you can!
g
* R HP:Scratched MV:Full - Vlast: Critical > [kill seanchan]
You do the best you can!
* R HP:Scratched MV:Full - Vlast: Critical > g
g
[kill seanchan]
You do the best you can!
g
* R HP:Scratched MV:Full - Vlast: Critical > [kill seanchan]
You do the best you can!
* R HP:Scratched MV:Full - Vlast: Critical > [kill seanchan]
You do the best you can!
* R HP:Scratched MV:Full - Vlast: Critical > g
[kill seanchan]
You do the best you can!
* R HP:Scratched MV:Full - Vlast: Critical > [kill seanchan]
You do the best you can!
* R HP:Scratched MV:Full - Vlast: Critical > g
[kill seanchan]
You do the best you can!
* R HP:Scratched MV:Full - Vlast: Critical >
A seasoned Child of the Light Hundredman barely blasts Vlast's left leg.
*Vlast* blasts your body.
You blast *Vlast*'s head.
*Vlast* leaves west riding a gray palfrey.
*Vlast* has arrived from the west, riding a gray palfrey.
* R HP:Hurt MV:Full > g
[kill seanchan]
You blast *Vlast*'s right arm.
* R HP:Hurt MV:Full - Vlast: Critical > g
[kill seanchan]
You do the best you can!
* R HP:Hurt MV:Full - Vlast: Critical > The Eastgate closes quietly.
[kill seanchan]
You do the best you can!
g
* R HP:Hurt MV:Full - Vlast: Critical > g
*Vlast* panics, and attempts to flee!
* R HP:Hurt MV:Full - Vlast: Critical > [kill seanchan]
You do the best you can!
* R HP:Hurt MV:Full - Vlast: Critical > g
[kill seanchan]
You do the best you can!
* R HP:Hurt MV:Full - Vlast: Critical > g
[kill seanchan]
You do the best you can!
g
* R HP:Hurt MV:Full - Vlast: Critical > [kill seanchan]
You do the best you can!
* R HP:Hurt MV:Full - Vlast: Critical > You barely blast *Vlast*'s head.
*Vlast* is incapacitated and will slowly die, if not aided.
A seasoned Child of the Light Hundredman joins your fight!
[kill seanchan]
You do the best you can!
* R HP:Hurt MV:Full - Vlast: Critical > g
Decimus has arrived from the north, riding a shaggy brown mare.
* R HP:Hurt MV:Full - Vlast: Critical > g
g
Decimus blasts *Vlast*'s body hard.
*Vlast* is dead! R.I.P.
Your blood freezes as you hear *Vlast*'s death cry.
[kill seanchan]
They aren't here.
* R HP:Hurt MV:Full > [kill seanchan]
They aren't here.
* R HP:Hurt MV:Full > g
[kill seanchan]
They aren't here.
* R HP:Hurt MV:Full > [kill seanchan]
They aren't here.
* R HP:Hurt MV:Full >
Nancae narrates 'omg sorry guys:('
* R HP:Hurt MV:Full >
The Eastgate is opened from the other side.
Matthew lies immobile on the ground, suffering...
Matthew is incapacitated and will slowly die, if not aided.
Decimus snickers softly.
sa good
* R HP:Scratched MV:Full > You say 'good'
* R HP:Scratched MV:Full >
Decimus says 'kill steal'
* R HP:Scratched MV:Full > treat matthew
=
Jegaes narrates 'trap?'
You bend down and treat the wounds of Matthew.
* R HP:Scratched MV:Full >
Matthew smiles happily.
* R HP:Scratched MV:Full > sa I rock
Matthew stops resting, and clambers on his feet.
* R HP:Scratched MV:Full > Decimus grins evilly.
You say 'I rock'
* R HP:Scratched MV:Full >
Matthew gets a pair of thick metal boots from the corpse of Vlast.
Matthew gets a pair of ebony-steel plate greaves from the corpse of Vlast.
Matthew gets a silver-worked weapons belt from the corpse of Vlast.
Matthew gets an enormous double-bladed battleaxe from the corpse of Vlast.
Matthew gets a pair of heavy metal gauntlets from the corpse of Vlast.
Matthew gets a pair of ebony-steel plate vambraces from the corpse of Vlast.
Matthew gets a backpack from the corpse of Vlast.
Matthew gets a shining steel breastplate from the corpse of Vlast.
Matthew gets an opal choker of fiery blue and pink beauty from the corpse of Vlast.
Matthew gets an opal choker of fiery blue and pink beauty from the corpse of Vlast.
Matthew gets a full metal helmet and visor from the corpse of Vlast.
Matthew gets a ring of silver from the corpse of Vlast.
Matthew gets a ring of silver from the corpse of Vlast.
Matthew gets a lantern from the corpse of Vlast.
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At a wedding:
Narosh whispers to you, 'you're suposto talk him out of it! Biggest mistake of his life!'
You whisper to Narosh 'if he can't think of that for himself, he needs a woman to do his thinking for him!'
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At that same wedding:
Varela says 'Since the first day the Creator put you and I on nearby paths, I knew that they would merge. '
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > Obvious exits:
South - An Intersection of Paths
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You tell CoL-alt 'I've such a radiant personality it penetrates the darkest places.'
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Pity it takes being drunk for a Hand to admit their feelings...
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Viellain claps you on the back.
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Viellain says 'I love you...'
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* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > l
The Caemlyn Road
Travelling to the east and west, this wide road is scarred by the ruts from
the wheels of freight carts and wagon trains. Somewhere off to the east, the
towering city of Caemlyn stands, as it has for many years; less distant, to the
west, Four Kings marks one of the few centers of population in this area.
[ obvious exits: E W ]
There are some tracks of a ridden mount leaving <<WEST<<.
There are some tracks of a ridden mount leaving >>EAST>>.
There are some tracks of a ridden mount leaving <<WEST<<.
|1|.A Tairen bloodstock stallion stands here, tail swaying with the breeze, being ridden by you.
|2|.A gray palfrey prances skittishly nearby.
An Andoran cavalryman is here, riding a |3|.roan charger.
An Andoran cavalryman is here, riding a |4|.roan charger.
An Andoran cavalryman is here, riding a |5|.roan charger.
An Andoran cavalryman is here, riding a |6|.roan charger.
An Andoran cavalry officer watches vigilantly, riding a |7|.warhorse.
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > sa seen any trollocs?
You say 'seen any trollocs?'
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > snick
You snicker softly.
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > diag horse
j
A bloodstock stallion is in excellent condition.
A bloodstock stallion is strong.
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > [kill dark]
They aren't here.
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > track trolloc
+
You could find no tracks at all.
* R HP:Healthy MV:Full > j
[kill dark]
You blast *Foil*'s body.
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You say 'we already have lvl 15ish eager mobs, they are not that handy
'* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Blud has lost his link.
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > sa the shock and horror
You say 'the shock and horror'
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Gralin falls down laughing.
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Gralin says 'i was just typing that'
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* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Blud says 'what can be done with the stakes?'
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > em fantasizes.
Ok.
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Gralin falls down laughing.
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > nudge gralin
You nudge him with your elbow.
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > wink gralin
You wink suggestively at Gralin.
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > sa if I had a hammer...
You say 'if I had a hammer...'
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Gralin grins at you.
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Gralin says 'you would be able to put a tent'
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Trader Pete narrates 'Special item, blue light special: An Aira Action Figure, with Talking String!'
You narrate 'it's not my string that does the talking'
Roshambo narrates 'pull the string! Pull it!! DO it!'
Voril chats 'pull the string and shell excliam "burn witches"'
You chat 'more like 'you bloody flaming idiots''
You narrate 'If someone buys my doll and sticks sharp objects in it to influence my will, I will have you declared a darkfriend.'
You nod to yourself. Very reassuring.
Muntson narrates 'So avoiding that one.'
Muntson tells you 'My mind went straight to the gutter..'
Trader Pete narrates '<held> a Child Aira action figure with stout longbow accessory'
Trader Pete narrates 'Only one copper!'
You narrate 'I'm worth far more.'
Iovin narrates 'DONE!'
Tamana narrates 'Ill take it! Im already branded a darkfriend, I can poke it with sharp things.'
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Later:
Mythras narrates 'Pete, I'm afraid we may need to renogiate your license to sell on Manetheren soil.'
Mythras narrates 'We may be placing a strip mall at your business.'
You narrate 'don't you guys call that a shearing shed?'