Post by Lorcam on Apr 2, 2009 9:01:21 GMT -5
Not sure why but this really cracked me up...
Amador Central Square
Serenda Street and Tallan Avenue intersect at a cobblestone-paved town
square. A large fountain stands at the center of the square with shops and
taverns all around. There is activity at all hours with townsfolk stopping
to chat or collect water and travellers visiting the many establishments
that provide food and services.
A sign reads: According to new regulations, all handouts should be placed
in the barrel. Anyone disobeying this law will have one hand cut off.
[ obvious exits: N E S W ]
A marble bench, flecked with gold and bronze, adorns the floor.
An oil lamp, set in a steel cage, hangs from a high wooden pole.
The waters of a blue-veined marble fountain pour forth here.
A stout wooden barrel stands nearby.
Parched of Amadicia is standing here.
A worker busily earns a day's pay.
A well-dressed man walks by.
Matthew the Second Bannerman is standing here, riding a gray palfrey.
Thirsty of Two Rivers is sitting here on a bench.
The Amador town crier stands here, spreading the news.
Arrancar Vasto is standing here, riding a gray palfrey.
A powerfully built man bearing a tattoo of a Red Eagle on his neck is here.
Lord Rentris Sa'Ran of the Mountains of Mist is standing here, riding a gray palfrey.
A draft horse is here.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Parched hugs Thirsty.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > say you poor people
Parched throws back her head and cackles with insane glee!
You say 'you poor people'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Thirsty hugs Parched.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > say there is a fountain here
You say 'there is a fountain here'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > say drink.
You say 'drink.'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Thirsty clambers to his feet.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Parched now follows Thirsty.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Parched says 'but is it clean'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Thirsty says 'i tested it'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Thirsty says 'seemed bad'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Parched smiles at you.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Parched is now a member of Thirsty's group.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Parched gets a water skin from a sack.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Parched spits over her shoulder.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Thirsty says 'in the name of the emperor, this fountain must be cleansed'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Thirsty gets a water skin from a sack.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > stand
You stop resting, and stand up.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > sip fountain
It tastes like water.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Matthew says 'emperor?'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > peer thirsty
You peer closely at him, trying to figure him out.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > say what emperor?
You say 'what emperor?'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Parched smiles at you.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Arrancar says 'what emperor?'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Parched empties a water skin.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Thirsty empties a water skin.
Looming, Matthew tries to dominate Parched.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Parched says 'yuck dusty water'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Thirsty snickers softly.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Parched beams a smile at Matthew.
Thirsty gently fills a water skin from a fountain.
say we follow the Creator in Amador, we do not have an emporer
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > You say 'we follow the Creator in Amador, we do not have an emporer'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Parched pokes Matthew in the ribs.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Matthew rolls his eyes and mutters a heart felt 'Bah!'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Thirsty looks at Matthew.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Parched says 'i need to practice my weaves'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Parched beams a smile at Thirsty.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Thirsty throws back his head and cackles with insane glee!
stand
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > You are already standing.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Thirsty says 'me to :S'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Arrancar rolls his eyes...sheesh!..
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Matthew says 'if mobs wouldnt assist id incap you'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Thirsty giggles.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Matthew crushes Parched's right hand extremely hard.
Parched panics, and attempts to flee!
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Parched leaves east.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Arrancar says 'they dont assist me'
e
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Thirsty empties a water skin.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Thirsty gently fills a water skin from a fountain.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > Thirsty empties a water skin.
Tallan Avenue
[ obvious exits: N E S W ]
An oil lamp, set in a steel cage, hangs from a high wooden pole.
Parched of Amadicia is standing here.
An Amador cityguard keeps a watchful eye on all who pass by.
A shaggy brown mare stands here.
* HP:Healthy MV:Full > k parched
Thirsty has arrived from the west.
* HP:Healthy MV:Full > You tickle Parched's body with your slash.
Parched is stunned, but will probably regain consciousness...
* HP:Healthy MV:Full > cb
Thirsty panics, and attempts to flee!
Thirsty leaves north.
* HP:Healthy MV:Full >
Matthew stops riding a gray palfrey.
* HP:Healthy MV:Full > l
Parched regains consciousness.
Matthew tickles Parched's right leg with his crush.
Parched is stunned, but will probably regain consciousness...
* HP:Healthy MV:Full >
Matthew leaves north.
* HP:Healthy MV:Full >
Matthew has arrived from the west.
* HP:Healthy MV:Full > l
wh
Tallan Avenue
The sound of metal clashing against metal can be heard from the south,
where an armorer's workshop stands. Amador's central square can be seen
to the west, and a general store occupies the building to the north.
Further east down the road stands the eastern gate of Amador.
[ obvious exits: N E S W ]
An oil lamp, set in a steel cage, hangs from a high wooden pole.
Matthew the Second Bannerman is standing here.
A gray palfrey prances skittishly nearby.
Parched of Amadicia is lying here, stunned.
An Amador cityguard keeps a watchful eye on all who pass by.
A shaggy brown mare stands here.
* HP:Healthy MV:Full > [where ]
Players in your Zone
--------------------
Bino - Along A Dirt Road
Matthew - Tallan Avenue
Lorcam - Tallan Avenue
Parched - Tallan Avenue
Arrancar - Amador Central Square
Rentris - Amador Central Square
* HP:Healthy MV:Full >
Matthew snickers softly.
* HP:Healthy MV:Full > grin
You grin evilly.
* HP:Healthy MV:Full > say keep incapping him for a while
You say 'keep incapping him for a while'
* HP:Healthy MV:Full > target parched
Matthew falls down laughing.
l
* HP:Healthy MV:Full > Tallan Avenue
The sound of metal clashing against metal can be heard from the south,
where an armorer's workshop stands. Amador's central square can be seen
to the west, and a general store occupies the building to the north.
Further east down the road stands the eastern gate of Amador.
[ obvious exits: N E S W ]
An oil lamp, set in a steel cage, hangs from a high wooden pole.
Matthew the Second Bannerman is standing here.
A gray palfrey prances skittishly nearby.
Parched of Amadicia is lying here, stunned.
An Amador cityguard keeps a watchful eye on all who pass by.
A shaggy brown mare stands here.
* HP:Healthy MV:Full > look parched
Parched regains consciousness.
Parched is in awful condition.
Parched is using:
<held> a sack
<worn on head> a leather helmet
<worn on body> a worn leather vest
<worn on arms> a light pair of leather coverings
<wielded two-handed> a quarterstaff
<worn on legs> a pair of thin leather leggings
<worn on feet> a pair of heavy leather shoes
* HP:Healthy MV:Full >
Matthew tickles Parched's head with his crush.
Parched is stunned, but will probably regain consciousness...
* HP:Healthy MV:Full > sc
wh
You have 390(390) hit and 151(154) movement points.
You have scored 17652540 experience points and 108 quest points.
You need 3347460 exp to level and 42 qp to rank.
You have amassed 23 Turn points to date.
You have played 21 days and 6 hours (real time).
This ranks you as Lorcam the Bannerman [Child of Light 4] (Level 31).
You are standing.
You are hungry.
* HP:Healthy MV:Full > [where ]
Players in your Zone
--------------------
Thirsty - Amador Central Square
Matthew - Tallan Avenue
Lorcam - Tallan Avenue
Parched - Tallan Avenue
Arrancar - Amador Central Square
Rentris - Amador Central Square
* HP:Healthy MV:Full >
Matthew leaves west.
* HP:Healthy MV:Full >
Matthew has arrived from the west.
* HP:Healthy MV:Full >
Matthew leaves east.
* HP:Healthy MV:Full > wh
[where ]
Players in your Zone
--------------------
Matthew - Amador's Eastern Gate
Thirsty - Sunburst Way
Lorcam - Tallan Avenue
Parched - Tallan Avenue
Arrancar - Amador Central Square
Rentris - Amador Central Square
* HP:Healthy MV:Full >
Matthew has arrived from the east.
* HP:Healthy MV:Full >
Matthew leaves west.
* HP:Healthy MV:Full > tell matthew go deal with thirsty
You tell Matthew 'go deal with thirsty'
* HP:Healthy MV:Full >
Matthew tells you 'nod'
Parched regains consciousness.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > Thirsty has arrived from the west.
[where ]
Players in your Zone
--------------------
Thirsty - Tallan Avenue
Matthew - Sunburst Way
Lorcam - Tallan Avenue
Parched - Tallan Avenue
Arrancar - Amador Central Square
Rentris - Amador Central Square
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > '
You tickle Parched's body with your slash.
Parched is stunned, but will probably regain consciousness...
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Thirsty grins evilly.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Thirsty wiggles his bottom.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Thirsty leaves east.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > wh
[where ]
Players in your Zone
--------------------
Thirsty - Amador's Eastern Gate
Ekis - Serenda Street
Matthew - Tallan Avenue
Lorcam - Tallan Avenue
Parched - Tallan Avenue
Arrancar - Amador Central Square
Rentris - Amador Central Square
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Matthew has arrived from the west.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Matthew leaves east.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > wh
[where ]
Players in your Zone
--------------------
Matthew - Outside the Eastern Gate of Amador
Thirsty - Ailron Avenue
Ekis - Serenda Street
Lorcam - Tallan Avenue
Parched - Tallan Avenue
Arrancar - Amador Central Square
Rentris - Amador Central Square
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Rilla chats 'the stables, actually'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Thirsty has arrived from the east.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > k thirstyZ! <sigh.
!
Thirsty sends you across the dancefloor.
They aren't here.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Thirsty leaves east.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > They aren't here.
Matthew has arrived from the east.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > !
They aren't here.
!
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > !
Parched regains consciousness.
They aren't here.
Matthew leaves west.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > !
They aren't here.
!
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > They aren't here.
'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > They aren't here.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > You tickle Parched's body with your slash.
Parched is stunned, but will probably regain consciousness...
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
A little girl cries out 'Mummy look up in the sky!' as a leathery grey winged beast circles above.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Matthew has arrived from the west.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > w
Amador Central Square
[ obvious exits: N E S W ]
A marble bench, flecked with gold and bronze, adorns the floor.
An oil lamp, set in a steel cage, hangs from a high wooden pole.
The waters of a blue-veined marble fountain pour forth here.
A stout wooden barrel stands nearby.
A drunken fool staggers in no particular direction.
The Amador town crier stands here, spreading the news.
Arrancar Vasto is standing here, riding a gray palfrey.
A powerfully built man bearing a tattoo of a Red Eagle on his neck is here.
Lord Rentris Sa'Ran of the Mountains of Mist is standing here, riding a gray palfrey.
A draft horse is here.
e
* HP:Healthy MV:Full > Tallan Avenue
[ obvious exits: N E S W ]
An oil lamp, set in a steel cage, hangs from a high wooden pole.
Matthew the Second Bannerman is standing here, riding a gray palfrey.
Parched of Amadicia is lying here, stunned.
An Amador cityguard keeps a watchful eye on all who pass by.
A shaggy brown mare stands here.
* HP:Healthy MV:Full > wh
sc
A voice bellows 'Fire!!' and the twang of bowstrings can be heard.
[where ]
Players in your Zone
--------------------
Lorcam - Tallan Avenue
Matthew - Tallan Avenue
Thirsty - Sunburst Way
Ekis - Serenda Street
Parched - Tallan Avenue
Arrancar - Amador Central Square
Rentris - Amador Central Square
* HP:Healthy MV:Full > You have 390(390) hit and 150(154) movement points.
You have scored 17652542 experience points and 108 quest points.
You need 3347458 exp to level and 42 qp to rank.
You have amassed 23 Turn points to date.
You have played 21 days and 6 hours (real time).
This ranks you as Lorcam the Bannerman [Child of Light 4] (Level 31).
You are standing.
You are hungry.
* HP:Healthy MV:Full >
Matthew leaves west riding a gray palfrey.
say go get thirsty
* HP:Healthy MV:Full > wh
Thirsty has arrived from the west.
You say 'go get thirsty'
* HP:Healthy MV:Full > A voice bellows 'By the Light we'll get him next time!' as the winged beast heads for the western horizon.
[where ]
Players in your Zone
--------------------
Thirsty - Tallan Avenue
Matthew - Amador Central Square
Lorcam - Tallan Avenue
Ekis - Serenda Street
Parched - Tallan Avenue
Arrancar - Amador Central Square
Rentris - Amador Central Square
'
* HP:Healthy MV:Full >
Matthew has arrived from the west, riding a gray palfrey.
* HP:Healthy MV:Full > You slash Parched's body into bloody fragments! <<< hit wrong alias~
Parched is dead! R.I.P.
Your first time! Was it good for you too?
Your blood freezes as you hear Parched's death cry.
Matthew crushes Thirsty's body.
* HP:Healthy MV:Full >
Thirsty smiles happily.
* HP:Healthy MV:Full >
Thirsty strikes Matthew's body.
An Amador cityguard joins Matthew's fight!
Matthew crushes Thirsty's head very hard.
Thirsty is stunned, but will probably regain consciousness...
* HP:Healthy MV:Full > say woops
Matthew crushes Thirsty's body into bloody fragments! <<<matthew overspammed!
Thirsty is dead! R.I.P.
Your blood freezes as you hear Thirsty's death cry.
* HP:Healthy MV:Full > You say 'woops'
* HP:Healthy MV:Full > l
Tallan Avenue
The sound of metal clashing against metal can be heard from the south,
where an armorer's workshop stands. Amador's central square can be seen
to the west, and a general store occupies the building to the north.
Further east down the road stands the eastern gate of Amador.
[ obvious exits: N E S W ]
The corpse of Thirsty is lying here.
The corpse of Parched is lying here.
An oil lamp, set in a steel cage, hangs from a high wooden pole.
Matthew the Second Bannerman is standing here, riding a gray palfrey.
An Amador cityguard keeps a watchful eye on all who pass by.
A shaggy brown mare stands here.
Matthew says 'oops'
* HP:Healthy MV:Full > wh
[where ]
Players in your Zone
--------------------
Matthew - Tallan Avenue
Lorcam - Tallan Avenue
Ekis - Serenda Street
Arrancar - Amador Central Square
Rentris - Amador Central Square
* HP:Healthy MV:Full >
Matthew falls down laughing.
* HP:Healthy MV:Full > snicker
You snicker softly.
* HP:Healthy MV:Full > You say 'oh well'
Matthew says 'that is some of the funniest shit ever'
* HP:Healthy MV:Full > say yes
wh
You say 'yes'
and just after we killed them:
* HP:Healthy MV:Full > exa fountain
It is a fountain.
When you look inside, you see:
It is empty.
stayed that way untill boot
Amador Central Square
Serenda Street and Tallan Avenue intersect at a cobblestone-paved town
square. A large fountain stands at the center of the square with shops and
taverns all around. There is activity at all hours with townsfolk stopping
to chat or collect water and travellers visiting the many establishments
that provide food and services.
A sign reads: According to new regulations, all handouts should be placed
in the barrel. Anyone disobeying this law will have one hand cut off.
[ obvious exits: N E S W ]
A marble bench, flecked with gold and bronze, adorns the floor.
An oil lamp, set in a steel cage, hangs from a high wooden pole.
The waters of a blue-veined marble fountain pour forth here.
A stout wooden barrel stands nearby.
Parched of Amadicia is standing here.
A worker busily earns a day's pay.
A well-dressed man walks by.
Matthew the Second Bannerman is standing here, riding a gray palfrey.
Thirsty of Two Rivers is sitting here on a bench.
The Amador town crier stands here, spreading the news.
Arrancar Vasto is standing here, riding a gray palfrey.
A powerfully built man bearing a tattoo of a Red Eagle on his neck is here.
Lord Rentris Sa'Ran of the Mountains of Mist is standing here, riding a gray palfrey.
A draft horse is here.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Parched hugs Thirsty.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > say you poor people
Parched throws back her head and cackles with insane glee!
You say 'you poor people'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Thirsty hugs Parched.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > say there is a fountain here
You say 'there is a fountain here'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > say drink.
You say 'drink.'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Thirsty clambers to his feet.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Parched now follows Thirsty.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Parched says 'but is it clean'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Thirsty says 'i tested it'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Thirsty says 'seemed bad'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Parched smiles at you.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Parched is now a member of Thirsty's group.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Parched gets a water skin from a sack.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Parched spits over her shoulder.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Thirsty says 'in the name of the emperor, this fountain must be cleansed'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Thirsty gets a water skin from a sack.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > stand
You stop resting, and stand up.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > sip fountain
It tastes like water.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Matthew says 'emperor?'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > peer thirsty
You peer closely at him, trying to figure him out.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > say what emperor?
You say 'what emperor?'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Parched smiles at you.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Arrancar says 'what emperor?'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Parched empties a water skin.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Thirsty empties a water skin.
Looming, Matthew tries to dominate Parched.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Parched says 'yuck dusty water'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Thirsty snickers softly.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Parched beams a smile at Matthew.
Thirsty gently fills a water skin from a fountain.
say we follow the Creator in Amador, we do not have an emporer
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > You say 'we follow the Creator in Amador, we do not have an emporer'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Parched pokes Matthew in the ribs.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Matthew rolls his eyes and mutters a heart felt 'Bah!'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Thirsty looks at Matthew.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Parched says 'i need to practice my weaves'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Parched beams a smile at Thirsty.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Thirsty throws back his head and cackles with insane glee!
stand
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > You are already standing.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Thirsty says 'me to :S'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Arrancar rolls his eyes...sheesh!..
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Matthew says 'if mobs wouldnt assist id incap you'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Thirsty giggles.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Matthew crushes Parched's right hand extremely hard.
Parched panics, and attempts to flee!
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Parched leaves east.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Arrancar says 'they dont assist me'
e
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Thirsty empties a water skin.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Thirsty gently fills a water skin from a fountain.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > Thirsty empties a water skin.
Tallan Avenue
[ obvious exits: N E S W ]
An oil lamp, set in a steel cage, hangs from a high wooden pole.
Parched of Amadicia is standing here.
An Amador cityguard keeps a watchful eye on all who pass by.
A shaggy brown mare stands here.
* HP:Healthy MV:Full > k parched
Thirsty has arrived from the west.
* HP:Healthy MV:Full > You tickle Parched's body with your slash.
Parched is stunned, but will probably regain consciousness...
* HP:Healthy MV:Full > cb
Thirsty panics, and attempts to flee!
Thirsty leaves north.
* HP:Healthy MV:Full >
Matthew stops riding a gray palfrey.
* HP:Healthy MV:Full > l
Parched regains consciousness.
Matthew tickles Parched's right leg with his crush.
Parched is stunned, but will probably regain consciousness...
* HP:Healthy MV:Full >
Matthew leaves north.
* HP:Healthy MV:Full >
Matthew has arrived from the west.
* HP:Healthy MV:Full > l
wh
Tallan Avenue
The sound of metal clashing against metal can be heard from the south,
where an armorer's workshop stands. Amador's central square can be seen
to the west, and a general store occupies the building to the north.
Further east down the road stands the eastern gate of Amador.
[ obvious exits: N E S W ]
An oil lamp, set in a steel cage, hangs from a high wooden pole.
Matthew the Second Bannerman is standing here.
A gray palfrey prances skittishly nearby.
Parched of Amadicia is lying here, stunned.
An Amador cityguard keeps a watchful eye on all who pass by.
A shaggy brown mare stands here.
* HP:Healthy MV:Full > [where ]
Players in your Zone
--------------------
Bino - Along A Dirt Road
Matthew - Tallan Avenue
Lorcam - Tallan Avenue
Parched - Tallan Avenue
Arrancar - Amador Central Square
Rentris - Amador Central Square
* HP:Healthy MV:Full >
Matthew snickers softly.
* HP:Healthy MV:Full > grin
You grin evilly.
* HP:Healthy MV:Full > say keep incapping him for a while
You say 'keep incapping him for a while'
* HP:Healthy MV:Full > target parched
Matthew falls down laughing.
l
* HP:Healthy MV:Full > Tallan Avenue
The sound of metal clashing against metal can be heard from the south,
where an armorer's workshop stands. Amador's central square can be seen
to the west, and a general store occupies the building to the north.
Further east down the road stands the eastern gate of Amador.
[ obvious exits: N E S W ]
An oil lamp, set in a steel cage, hangs from a high wooden pole.
Matthew the Second Bannerman is standing here.
A gray palfrey prances skittishly nearby.
Parched of Amadicia is lying here, stunned.
An Amador cityguard keeps a watchful eye on all who pass by.
A shaggy brown mare stands here.
* HP:Healthy MV:Full > look parched
Parched regains consciousness.
Parched is in awful condition.
Parched is using:
<held> a sack
<worn on head> a leather helmet
<worn on body> a worn leather vest
<worn on arms> a light pair of leather coverings
<wielded two-handed> a quarterstaff
<worn on legs> a pair of thin leather leggings
<worn on feet> a pair of heavy leather shoes
* HP:Healthy MV:Full >
Matthew tickles Parched's head with his crush.
Parched is stunned, but will probably regain consciousness...
* HP:Healthy MV:Full > sc
wh
You have 390(390) hit and 151(154) movement points.
You have scored 17652540 experience points and 108 quest points.
You need 3347460 exp to level and 42 qp to rank.
You have amassed 23 Turn points to date.
You have played 21 days and 6 hours (real time).
This ranks you as Lorcam the Bannerman [Child of Light 4] (Level 31).
You are standing.
You are hungry.
* HP:Healthy MV:Full > [where ]
Players in your Zone
--------------------
Thirsty - Amador Central Square
Matthew - Tallan Avenue
Lorcam - Tallan Avenue
Parched - Tallan Avenue
Arrancar - Amador Central Square
Rentris - Amador Central Square
* HP:Healthy MV:Full >
Matthew leaves west.
* HP:Healthy MV:Full >
Matthew has arrived from the west.
* HP:Healthy MV:Full >
Matthew leaves east.
* HP:Healthy MV:Full > wh
[where ]
Players in your Zone
--------------------
Matthew - Amador's Eastern Gate
Thirsty - Sunburst Way
Lorcam - Tallan Avenue
Parched - Tallan Avenue
Arrancar - Amador Central Square
Rentris - Amador Central Square
* HP:Healthy MV:Full >
Matthew has arrived from the east.
* HP:Healthy MV:Full >
Matthew leaves west.
* HP:Healthy MV:Full > tell matthew go deal with thirsty
You tell Matthew 'go deal with thirsty'
* HP:Healthy MV:Full >
Matthew tells you 'nod'
Parched regains consciousness.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > Thirsty has arrived from the west.
[where ]
Players in your Zone
--------------------
Thirsty - Tallan Avenue
Matthew - Sunburst Way
Lorcam - Tallan Avenue
Parched - Tallan Avenue
Arrancar - Amador Central Square
Rentris - Amador Central Square
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > '
You tickle Parched's body with your slash.
Parched is stunned, but will probably regain consciousness...
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Thirsty grins evilly.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Thirsty wiggles his bottom.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Thirsty leaves east.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > wh
[where ]
Players in your Zone
--------------------
Thirsty - Amador's Eastern Gate
Ekis - Serenda Street
Matthew - Tallan Avenue
Lorcam - Tallan Avenue
Parched - Tallan Avenue
Arrancar - Amador Central Square
Rentris - Amador Central Square
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Matthew has arrived from the west.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Matthew leaves east.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > wh
[where ]
Players in your Zone
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Matthew - Outside the Eastern Gate of Amador
Thirsty - Ailron Avenue
Ekis - Serenda Street
Lorcam - Tallan Avenue
Parched - Tallan Avenue
Arrancar - Amador Central Square
Rentris - Amador Central Square
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Rilla chats 'the stables, actually'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Thirsty has arrived from the east.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > k thirstyZ! <sigh.
!
Thirsty sends you across the dancefloor.
They aren't here.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Thirsty leaves east.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > They aren't here.
Matthew has arrived from the east.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > !
They aren't here.
!
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > !
Parched regains consciousness.
They aren't here.
Matthew leaves west.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > !
They aren't here.
!
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > They aren't here.
'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > They aren't here.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > You tickle Parched's body with your slash.
Parched is stunned, but will probably regain consciousness...
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
A little girl cries out 'Mummy look up in the sky!' as a leathery grey winged beast circles above.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Matthew has arrived from the west.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > w
Amador Central Square
[ obvious exits: N E S W ]
A marble bench, flecked with gold and bronze, adorns the floor.
An oil lamp, set in a steel cage, hangs from a high wooden pole.
The waters of a blue-veined marble fountain pour forth here.
A stout wooden barrel stands nearby.
A drunken fool staggers in no particular direction.
The Amador town crier stands here, spreading the news.
Arrancar Vasto is standing here, riding a gray palfrey.
A powerfully built man bearing a tattoo of a Red Eagle on his neck is here.
Lord Rentris Sa'Ran of the Mountains of Mist is standing here, riding a gray palfrey.
A draft horse is here.
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* HP:Healthy MV:Full > Tallan Avenue
[ obvious exits: N E S W ]
An oil lamp, set in a steel cage, hangs from a high wooden pole.
Matthew the Second Bannerman is standing here, riding a gray palfrey.
Parched of Amadicia is lying here, stunned.
An Amador cityguard keeps a watchful eye on all who pass by.
A shaggy brown mare stands here.
* HP:Healthy MV:Full > wh
sc
A voice bellows 'Fire!!' and the twang of bowstrings can be heard.
[where ]
Players in your Zone
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Lorcam - Tallan Avenue
Matthew - Tallan Avenue
Thirsty - Sunburst Way
Ekis - Serenda Street
Parched - Tallan Avenue
Arrancar - Amador Central Square
Rentris - Amador Central Square
* HP:Healthy MV:Full > You have 390(390) hit and 150(154) movement points.
You have scored 17652542 experience points and 108 quest points.
You need 3347458 exp to level and 42 qp to rank.
You have amassed 23 Turn points to date.
You have played 21 days and 6 hours (real time).
This ranks you as Lorcam the Bannerman [Child of Light 4] (Level 31).
You are standing.
You are hungry.
* HP:Healthy MV:Full >
Matthew leaves west riding a gray palfrey.
say go get thirsty
* HP:Healthy MV:Full > wh
Thirsty has arrived from the west.
You say 'go get thirsty'
* HP:Healthy MV:Full > A voice bellows 'By the Light we'll get him next time!' as the winged beast heads for the western horizon.
[where ]
Players in your Zone
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Thirsty - Tallan Avenue
Matthew - Amador Central Square
Lorcam - Tallan Avenue
Ekis - Serenda Street
Parched - Tallan Avenue
Arrancar - Amador Central Square
Rentris - Amador Central Square
'
* HP:Healthy MV:Full >
Matthew has arrived from the west, riding a gray palfrey.
* HP:Healthy MV:Full > You slash Parched's body into bloody fragments! <<< hit wrong alias~
Parched is dead! R.I.P.
Your first time! Was it good for you too?
Your blood freezes as you hear Parched's death cry.
Matthew crushes Thirsty's body.
* HP:Healthy MV:Full >
Thirsty smiles happily.
* HP:Healthy MV:Full >
Thirsty strikes Matthew's body.
An Amador cityguard joins Matthew's fight!
Matthew crushes Thirsty's head very hard.
Thirsty is stunned, but will probably regain consciousness...
* HP:Healthy MV:Full > say woops
Matthew crushes Thirsty's body into bloody fragments! <<<matthew overspammed!
Thirsty is dead! R.I.P.
Your blood freezes as you hear Thirsty's death cry.
* HP:Healthy MV:Full > You say 'woops'
* HP:Healthy MV:Full > l
Tallan Avenue
The sound of metal clashing against metal can be heard from the south,
where an armorer's workshop stands. Amador's central square can be seen
to the west, and a general store occupies the building to the north.
Further east down the road stands the eastern gate of Amador.
[ obvious exits: N E S W ]
The corpse of Thirsty is lying here.
The corpse of Parched is lying here.
An oil lamp, set in a steel cage, hangs from a high wooden pole.
Matthew the Second Bannerman is standing here, riding a gray palfrey.
An Amador cityguard keeps a watchful eye on all who pass by.
A shaggy brown mare stands here.
Matthew says 'oops'
* HP:Healthy MV:Full > wh
[where ]
Players in your Zone
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Matthew - Tallan Avenue
Lorcam - Tallan Avenue
Ekis - Serenda Street
Arrancar - Amador Central Square
Rentris - Amador Central Square
* HP:Healthy MV:Full >
Matthew falls down laughing.
* HP:Healthy MV:Full > snicker
You snicker softly.
* HP:Healthy MV:Full > You say 'oh well'
Matthew says 'that is some of the funniest shit ever'
* HP:Healthy MV:Full > say yes
wh
You say 'yes'
and just after we killed them:
* HP:Healthy MV:Full > exa fountain
It is a fountain.
When you look inside, you see:
It is empty.
stayed that way untill boot
